The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313551798142152704
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Moar Typhoid Donnie victims

https://twitter.com/24baseballreed/status/1313458999120015361?s=21

Lol so he’s holding a bailout hostage until he wins the election. He’s such an unrelenting piece of human waste like holy shit you think I’d stop being surprised by it but every day I’m just like welp, here he goes again

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really doubt holding bailout hostage is a winning move, he’s so fucking dumb. He literally put in words ā€œI am no longer negotiatingā€

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It’s an unbelievably dumb move strategically as well. Stick a fork in Donnie, he’s done.

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An insanely stupid selfish piece of shit… as obviously the bill would help him get re-elected… and he is talking credit for sabotaging it for reasons that no one other than his base buys.

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Yea I don’t see how Biden loses at this point. Trump is flinging his shit at a wall at this point and anyone that’s not a brain dead moron sees it.

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STONKS just dropped 500 points in the last 10 minutes.

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Agree what a self-own to hold the bailout hostage. So dumb.

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So amazing that if he paid people and acted like the rest of the world he would likely win but he’s just going to cater to his base all the way down?

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Also, sounds like he’s coming down off those steroids.

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His proclamation makes him appear all the more sick. Yes the drugs make him FEEL twenty years younger, but facts are not feelings. He looked like every breath was a struggle.

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wait, where can I get drugs that make me feel 20 years younger?

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Nobody likes a braggart!

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Nuke football carrier has Covid:

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Not when we all pass out drunk at 11pm.

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One day later:

https://twitter.com/kfaulders/status/1313522445731745792?s=21

At this point the football itself is probably is pozzed.

Lets just hope it doesnt cough out any commands.

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I think everything but the last sentence is what happens.

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