The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313551798142152704
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Moar Typhoid Donnie victims

https://twitter.com/24baseballreed/status/1313458999120015361?s=21

Lol so heā€™s holding a bailout hostage until he wins the election. Heā€™s such an unrelenting piece of human waste like holy shit you think Iā€™d stop being surprised by it but every day Iā€™m just like welp, here he goes again

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really doubt holding bailout hostage is a winning move, heā€™s so fucking dumb. He literally put in words ā€œI am no longer negotiatingā€

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Itā€™s an unbelievably dumb move strategically as well. Stick a fork in Donnie, heā€™s done.

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An insanely stupid selfish piece of shitā€¦ as obviously the bill would help him get re-electedā€¦ and he is talking credit for sabotaging it for reasons that no one other than his base buys.

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Yea I donā€™t see how Biden loses at this point. Trump is flinging his shit at a wall at this point and anyone thatā€™s not a brain dead moron sees it.

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STONKS just dropped 500 points in the last 10 minutes.

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Agree what a self-own to hold the bailout hostage. So dumb.

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So amazing that if he paid people and acted like the rest of the world he would likely win but heā€™s just going to cater to his base all the way down?

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Also, sounds like heā€™s coming down off those steroids.

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His proclamation makes him appear all the more sick. Yes the drugs make him FEEL twenty years younger, but facts are not feelings. He looked like every breath was a struggle.

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wait, where can I get drugs that make me feel 20 years younger?

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Nobody likes a braggart!

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Nuke football carrier has Covid:

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Not when we all pass out drunk at 11pm.

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One day later:

https://twitter.com/kfaulders/status/1313522445731745792?s=21

At this point the football itself is probably is pozzed.

Lets just hope it doesnt cough out any commands.

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I think everything but the last sentence is what happens.

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