The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

Good Morning all,

We are now less than 1 Scaramucci until Election Day, and we are 13 Scaramuccis until inauguration.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1321807914223439872
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Damnit, I read that as there was new SOAD (which was shocking to me) and then I reread it and now I sad.

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7.4% growth and all you had to do was tank the economy for 2 quarters to get it. Hard to believe no one else has figured out this one simple trick.

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https://twitter.com/TPM/status/1321813316919087104?s=20
Hackers Stole $2.3 Million From Wisconsin Republican Party

Hackers stole $2.3 million from the Wisconsin Republican Party’s account, according to the Associated Press.

The funds were being used to support President Donald Trump’s reelection bid in the battleground state, Andrew Hitt, the party’s chairman, told the AP.

“There’s no doubt RPW is now at a disadvantage with that money being gone,” Hitt said of the stolen money, which he added the FBI is now investigating.

The news comes as an ABC/Washington Post poll on Wednesday showed that Democratic nominee Joe Biden was leading in the state by 17 points.

Probably had some fedex’d checks stolen as well.

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Well thats when we hope the republicans put on the silver shamrock masks

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I’m sure the democrats will raise money to make sure they are made whole.

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thats-a-gif-10

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Numbers line up with the WI hack. What’s Barron been up to?

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1321820345972756480?s=20

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Obviously someone who doesn’t live with anyone and can waste 25% of fridge space with soda. My Costco has been out of Diet Pepsi more often than it has had it during the Pandemic so any rational shopper would buy two packs whenever they went shopping, be it 12 or 36 can packs. The pro move is to only keep two cans or bottles in the fridge and replace them when you take one out to drink. Mixing bottles with cans is rare but could just have been this person having gone to multiple stores.

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Is it just me or is Trump assuming he loses?

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All it took was you failing for more than half a year, driving the economy into the ground, to get a bounce back quarter to brag about.

Very 4D Chess Sir! You are the Economy President!

#Whenyourcountrycantaffordarealone

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It is weird for the Republican Party in Loseconsin to report on themselves like that. It is a bold move and an obvious attempt to head off potential responsibility.

Apparently the head of the party in the state reported the hack from his yacht off the coast of Barbados.

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Five years ago pretty much all of us would assume a president funneling 2.5 million dollars of funds into their own private company to be an impeachable offense. Of course it was unimaginable because we didn’t accept presidents having private companies. Boy did we get taken for a ride.

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Lol at not having a full size Pepsi refrigerator.

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Speaking of, everyone should have Halloween III on their Halloween watch list. Its cheesey and dumb and for some reason involves checks notes … fucking Stonehenge, but it’s also a well crafted horror story in the vein of The Twilight Zone or Outer Limits

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One of the very few things bringing me any consolation is the fact that they aren’t acting like they’re 100% confident the fix is in.

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there’s no way this number is right, it’s got to be at least an order of magnitude off