The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1321640798484508679

according to Eric Trump the #1 issue in politics is nobody likes Eric Trump

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also maybe ponied but this is just plain nuts

https://twitter.com/AynRandPaulRyan/status/1321596651866238976

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I legitimately laughed at this. What the fuck.

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In the end it doesn’t even matter

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diet pepsi drinkers are the newest key voting bloc in 2020 after panera moms

2 12 packs and 7 loose cans
12 pack of large plastic bottles
half drank small plastic bottle

guzzling that stuff! theres more diet pepsi than food in this fridge. seriously what asshole has that many diet pepsis in their only fridge. this person is a fucking lunatic. must be really addicting.

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That’s the first thing that came to my mind.

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I watch a lot of psychadelic 60’s-70’s films and that is exactly the kind of montage you see in those films when people are being brainwashed or whatever.

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Lol. This is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard

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I’m sure Linkin Park is 100% on board with this use of their song

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Not sure about that. Mark Levin uses Somewhere I Belong as his main bumper music and I’m sure I’ve heard him dismissed LP as kooky libs or something like that.

My freshman year, Penn State used “Somewhere I Belong” as the music for the montage they played before the football team team ran on the field. Apparently LP is popular with cults.

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https://twitter.com/jennycohn1/status/1321613296106045440

Remember how cocksure Rove was about Ohio in 2008 (might have been 2012) for some reason, and then looked completely crushed when Obama cruised - like his doomswitch didn’t activate for some reason? I always wonder about that.

That and the guy who found statistical anomalies showing larger precincts breaking harder for only Romney in the primaries in a linear fashion to how much bigger they were. Presumably because votes are harder to flip in smaller precincts.

And then he found the the same anomoly, with the same manufacturer of voting machines, in the general (different general I know - maybe it was 2012). The woman in KS launched a lawsuit based on that theory that of course got squashed by the courts.

I really wonder about that shit.

Is Rove the “Math you do to make yourself feel better” guy?

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Wow you are on my shit list. Now how am I supposed sleep tonight.

I somehow thought that cretin was dead. He’d make an excellent nominee.

Super duper angry (but rich!) white guys screaming about unfairness

Replace Trump with Sanders and that video might still work.

Wonder how many different groups and countries can hack into our polling places.

One of the things dems need to do if they win is at least force our antiquated voting machines and voting systems to go offline.

Paper ballot and a receipt would be nice. And with how hopped up the right is on voter security it makes in easier to sell states need more voter security.

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