The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

Thuuuuuuuuhhh 2-2 pitch… Suuuhhhwing and a miss, struck him out… The Donkeys leave a runner stranded, but they take a commanding 12-2 lead to the bottom of the 8th, as the Elephants head into the bottom half of the order, and their manager is recovering from COVID and doing mountains of cocaine and amphetamines and seems increasingly unhinged. Stay tuned as Giuliani, Miller and Eastwood’s empty chair take their swings against Clayton Kershaw!

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https://twitter.com/RalstonReports/status/1321533972107554816

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Can someone please summarize Trump’s twitter feed for the last 48 hours? I refuse to read that nonsense.

Tony Montana.

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Well yes, but I assume Trump is the stupid version of Pete Campbell trying to drive a stick

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Yes, one of the “good” (??) things about the pandemic is that even the smallest local races have gone national, and can recruit volunteers for phone and text banking from all over the country, since it’s done over zoom and slack.

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That’s actually a decent Spanish pronunciation of Nevada by Trump. Switching my vote to Donald, he cares about minorities.

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I CAN’T BELIEVE THE FAKE MEDIA/TWITTER/FACEBOOK WON’T TALK ABOUT HUNTER BIDEN’S LAPTOP! BIGGEST DEAL IN HISTORY!!!

“the most credible story anywhere in the world” is an actual quote lol

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Let us hope that Dusty Baker is managing for the elephants

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1321554736122789888
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Turns out that “Shadow Resistance” guy was… some random upper-management DHS guy who wants a way to rehab all the Nazi stuff out of his image. Who could have guessed!

I expect the Lincoln Project guys will try to brand him as a national hero.

https://twitter.com/milestaylorusa/status/1321534426287886338?s=21

The thread is a fun read:

https://twitter.com/MarthaKelly3/status/1321552121901142016?s=20

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That earned Martha Kelly a follow, whoever she is.

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Not so fast. He owns restaurants but does not know how to eat.

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Ask yourself. Because it’s a conundrum.
https://twitter.com/JeffFlake/status/1321500449992683521

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I hope A day after election video of Hunter Biden laughing maniacally becomes a thing.

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Better than Rmoney, at least.

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That guy from that drumming movie I think. Would have never pegged him as anonymous.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1321558737597816832
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I hope the day after inauguration, assuming a Biden win, there’s a video of Hunter snorting coke off a stripper in the Roosevelt room in the White House while there’s a replay of a Trump rally on the TV in the background.

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The good thing about this Anonymous douche is Trump spends a few tweets on him and rages behind the scenes and at rallies when nobody gaf.

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