The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

I’ve read just about every Dump tweet since the bot was introduced on the old forum. Just muted him for the first time ever this morning.

The tipping point was apparently the perfect combination of tweets on COVID denial, ACB dunking, false polling data, and tweets generally destroying the integrity of a fair election.

Edit: I just realized it was the Ben Shapiro retweet that was the final trigger. Apparently that’s where I draw the line.

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Make sure to close out of the thread every time you’re done reading as the bot loads his tweets in real time even if you ignore him.

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Oh god… I knew we should have stayed at exiled politics.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1321103651000254464
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Doctors have learned to better treat coronavirus. That doesn’t mean your fucking government has done anything.

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You’re replying to a bot of a guy who said with a straight face that he brought Big 10 football back.

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I know. I’m going to get help soon.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1321107640651550720
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Yes my son. The Great Water Wars of 2022-2027 were a changing point in the dissolution of the United States of America. Calwest would emerge as a world power after driving back Trumpredastan and securing their water for generations. Their strongest ally, Eastern America, was also able to capitalize on the GWW and expand their own influence.

As a result of their defeat, Trumpredastan broke apart into six new shithole countries.

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Philadelphia MUST HAVE POLE DANCERS!

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1321110707937648641
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1321111457434619906
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1321113340928839681
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1321121036142841856
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Trump is right, literally no one is reporting on Biden getting “ripped off stage by his handlers.” Weird.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1321126626298634240
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Guys, I think I’ve figured out the funniest possible outcome (which by chapo logic = the most likely outcome). What are the facts?

  • Trump doesn’t want to be president

  • Trump doesn’t want to be a loser way more

  • The Dems are complicit/inept and jizz their drawers over the idea of compromise

  • Dem policy = GOP policy - 8 years

  • Cocaine mitch et al don’t really want/need to get anything done they just want to stop any popular left wing actions like giving people healthcare, GND etc

  • Biden is a pretty big favourite in a fair election

  • Trump will be up bigly on election day then bidens mail in votes will trickle in as they are counted

So what if on election night there’s a grand bargain. Trump “Wins” but agrees to step down in favour of a compromise republican candidate under the condition that the counting stops and he is officially marked as the biggest electoral winnar evar. Plus immunity for his many crimes.

Who is a compromise republican who was only relevant 8 years ago and who Mitch et al can be sure won’t do anything?

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