The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

Say it while you’re still allowed. Or start practicing.

The President looks strong and virile! We all wish our skin glowed like das fuhrer’s, but we are mere mortals next to that God of a man. I can’t wait to watch him attempt to win his fourth Masters in a row! Last year’s final round 56 was enthralling!

Lord forgive me

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CANDY’S FOR DADDIES. NOT LITTLE BABIES

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Dad, dad, you mean to tell me that clowning is a full-time commitment?

Yes, my son, I must confess that you are either 100% in the game or not at all.

Taco clowning

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CA has a ton of nukes too, MAD. We could Nuke ever red state on the way out several times over and turn DC into a wasteland.

Possibly, although there is clear precedent, but congress can ignore them and send the justices anyways.

California could be held to ransom by the rest of the US I think because they rely on water coming from the east. Bit of a problem for a hostile secession. Correct me if I’m wrong.

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Wrong afaik. CA has plenty of water for its normal purposes, the reason ti needs outside water is for crops, which could in turn be held for ransom. I believe CA is the largest food producing state in the country.

If CA cut shit like water usage for nuts out they’d be fine with the water they have. They use an insane amount of water for shit like cash crops/wine which aren’t essential. Plus we have OR and WA nearby which are allies.

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It’s not taking away all agriculture just shit like pistachios

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For some reason the Trump tweets themselves don’t tilt me, it’s the retweets of obvious bot accounts or complete mouthbreathers that make me want to throw my phone through my window.

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