The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

Are you familiar with the doctrine of LOL FUCK YOU?

Well, elections have consequences.

Like who the postmaster general is.

Goddamn weā€™re in for one hell of a fucking ride. Things are going to be off the chain if they steal the election and go full herd immunity while abolishing the ACA and leaving people with pre-existing conditions to fend for themselves. At least those of us with pre-existing know exactly who weā€™re fending against.

When you keep trying to refer to your notes on the DL
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1320896739772112896

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Is what it is. If Trump wins I donā€™t expect to live to see 50 anyway (Iā€™m 34).

PA GOP is just going to appoint a slate of Trump electors anyway and Iā€™m going to be dead or jailed when I protest.

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Yes. Iā€™m going to research that doctrine. Meantime, hereā€™s a list of when states have to declare their election results ā€œofficialā€. Seems like virtually all of them give themselves at least a week.

Look at you with your rules and shit.

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Get a TRO on November 4 to stop counting of mail-in ballots. Have it work its way through the court for a week. If by some miracle, the go-ahead is given to actually count the votes, go back to court to stop the count because youā€™ve reached your 11/11 deadline. Count is stopped.

EZ game.

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Did I axe you?

So if the SC obviously steals the election, CA secedes right?

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Not right away, likely not until Trump withholds aid after the next big fire.

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Or earthquake.

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What are the odds that in 6-12 months, October 2020 is the good old days when life was still enjoyable?

Gotta be at least 35%.

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I think Iā€™d snap take 65% that we are in a better spot in 6-12 months vs. now. Didnā€™t have you pegged for such an optimist!

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1320913153862082560
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1320913333982273536
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About twice a week I accidentally click ā€œhidden repliesā€ and see a Trump tweet. REALLY need to stop doing that.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1320913407663611904
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lmao clarence thomas. i want the biggest hack on the court to swear me in at the white house in front of the guy whoā€™s about to lose the election next week

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