The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

wtf did i just read?

Two years ago, Kanye said he and President Trump shared “dragon energy,” natural instincts for leadership.

Dragon energy is code for “masculine” energy.

Trump and rappers emote masculinity. It is their defining characteristic and currency. Human beings — male and female — are attracted to masculinity. In times of crisis and fear, the value of masculinity escalates.

Masculinity is gold. Scarcity is its primary value.

Trump’s political opponents fear that he is gaining ground with black voters, particularly black men. Of course he is. It’s the dragon energy. You cannot indefinitely suppress men’s natural desire to be masculine.

God put it in our hard drive.

Big Tech and its social media apps are trying to reprogram us. They’ve redefined masculinity as toxic and evil.

Where would American black men be without dragon energy, the source of courage that allowed us to survive slavery and force America to grant us the inalienable rights promised in the Declaration of Independence?

Dragon energy, provided through faith in God, inspired Martin Luther King, Jr. and civil rights workers to stand up to water hoses, police dogs, police batons and church bombings.

Big Tech and its social media apps are hostile to religious faith. Big Tech is the primary promoter of a Godless society controlled by fear.

The Year of Fear — 2020 — has been the worst year of my life. Dragon energy is the solution. Trump is a dragon. So am I. I’m not scared.

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It appears the american conservative website has been hacked by the onion.

Nothing screams “new direction” like voting for the same fucker we’ve had for the last four years.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1320229868370644993
( twitter | raw text )

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i was lukewarm on lincoln lawbros because they are still grifters, but that letter, if published in its entirety as WSJ centerfold, will make it all worth it.

Trump’s political opponents fear that he is gaining ground with black voters, particularly black men. Of course he is. It’s the dragon energy. You cannot indefinitely suppress men’s natural desire to be masculine.

Nothing says masculinity like wearing makeup and spending $70,000 a year on hairstyling.

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he “so true”d his own quote. :man_facepalming: :woman_facepalming:

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At this rate I expect to see an ad before election day that says:

Joe Biden is already weak and dead, President Trump is alive and strong.

Joe Biden is a corpse, President Trump is a virile, living man.

Joe Biden is the most dead candidate ever, he’s deader than JFK - and just as socialist. Donald Trump is more alive than any human who ever lived and he hates socialism.

America needs a live president, not a dead guy. You must vote for Trump and defeat death and socialism.

40% of the country will believe it.

When you sedate them, I assume the heart rate drops significantly. Does this have a major impact on the immune system? As a layman I sort of visually imagine everything slowing down, including the immune system.

Depends on what you use to sedate. Some do some don’t.

It probably has some effect but meh not something that is accounted for directly at least

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Every now and then I can’t help but be amazed that 40% of the country thinks this guy should be POTUS.

Trump: Is that sun hot or what?
Crowd: Roars
Trump: I’m gonna be a lobster.
Crowd: laughs

He’s been using this joke on the stump repeatedly. Is it a reference to his Aryan skin? Or are the neurons just firing randomly?

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Can you work in an ending where all the heroes come together to throw a bushel of real oranges at the Orange Menace? Then the happy couple walks off hand-in-hand, smiling as we zoom out to an orange sunset. Fade to black. Roll credits to R.E.M. - Orange Crush.

You made your bed, Mitch.

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You can tell it’s not her because she’s smiling.

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Yeah exceptionally good. Gotta say the Lincoln Project have exceeded my expectations significantly. It’s not like this shit is hard though, you just cut together clips of him bullshitting. The Dems are just that fucking hopeless that they can’t even cut together a clips show.

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Unsure if this has already been posted but a rare good performance by a journalist smacking down a far right nutjob

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Yeah its maddening.

“If you’re explaining you’re losing”

I see this every fucking cycle in KY. GOP goes hard attacking. KY dem, well here is why they are lying. That doesnt fucking matter why they are lying, attack them on their own bullshit.

First glance I thought, and hoped, it was a cremation urn.

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Because it makes compromising and reaching across the aisle ( :face_vomiting: ) more difficult.