The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

Also most grocery stores don’t want you to put carts back in the main catchment because they have to clean them first. At least around me these would be there because grocery store workers told people to leave them there.

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FFS

Abso-fucking-lutely not.

The workers are only doing that to clean up a customer’s mess. There are a thousand other things that would be a far more productive and fulfilling use of their time, but alas, some people think creating a mess is the same as creating a job.

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Not really. I worked at Publix and I can tell you first hand that there’s actually not a lot to do. The managers make you do stupid shit like sweep a clean floor or sanitize a clean counter. Then they ask who wants to go home early.

That’s a failing on the manager’s part.

LOL you hate to see it.

https://mobile.twitter.com/zengerle/status/1316393134968971264

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The ads write themselves:

"Forty something people in tRUmp’s orbit contracted coronavirus including staff, family and Donald himself.

If he can’t protect those closest to him, how will he ever protect those closest to you."

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They don’t get more productive and fulfilling jobs, they get laid off. The people who collect carts are some of the least employable people in the labor market. It’s 100% teens, people with terrible interpersonal skills, or people with cognitive impairments.

Well yea. But most managers are morons.

They never care about anything until it happens to them. The absolute worst people ever. Apparently there are like 70 million of them in our shithole country.

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This is ridiculous. Put away your cart.

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I agree. I’m just saying that a manager wasting their workers doesn’t justify a customer leaving a careless mess. They are both problems with retail and why it is a soul sucking industry to work in.

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I’m not sure I have anything to add that I didn’t say to Matty. Put away your cart dikzak.

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It’s called freedom you damn commie.

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Jeff Sessions: Not craven enough, but pretty capable.
Matthew Whitaker: Extremely craven, but in way over his head.
Bill Barr: Very capable and craven, but somehow still not craven enough!

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Christ this dude is nearly dead and they are “considering” redesmivir, trump gets that shit for some light breathing issues, burn it down

Yea they both got sick the same day. Trump gets 10s of millions in free Healthcare and this dude will probably have to sell his bar if he’s lucky enough to survive.

Surprised no one has brought up Cart Narcs in this derail.

This dude is gonna get shot one day, all for the sake of a mildly amusing bit.

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Maybe he is ‘experimenting with his sexuality’ with the tennis coach.

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smoking crack >>>>>>>> big game hunting

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