https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1314197616993992704?s=19
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I think some more WH military dudes are “quarantining” and likely Pozzed, sorry, all I’ve got
Chris Christie is still hospitalized and is still a fatass with asthma
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Willie Wilson, a Chicago businessman running a third-party challenge to Dick Durbin, has tested positive. He is running as the candidate of the Willie Wilson Party. He has offered to pay fines for churches breaking stay-at-home orders and has been endorse by the same Chicago Fraternal Order of Police that endorsed Trump. Also, he’s black.
Also, Les Miles and the #2 guy in the Marines.
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SO COOOOOLLDDDDDDD
You’re telling me the ex-Royal with the unofficial record for inside the park home runs got pozzed?
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It’s some goofball perennial candidate type from Chicago (gets around 10% running for mayor) who ran for president in 2016 as a Democrat but voted for Trump, which he claims he will never do again.
He was a blur on the basepaths. I think he got 6 inside the park home runs one year. So exciting. But he sucked ass in the post-season.
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Right now?
They don’t count they were losers and suckers.
I’m pretty sure he’s going to want to set up something where every American gets $10,000 if he is elected (or at least proclaimed the winner) in November.
OMG I just remembered the song that is the perfect representation of Donald Trump
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Every American? Nah.
The structure of the state and local tax deductions in the Trump tax cuts make it clear. Only Trump’s supporters will get goodies.
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I thought some Daily Mail article had them out jogging Sunday or Monday.
ETA:
Oh good golly gee
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Seeing Bill Gates on Anderson Cooper via Skype right now just reminds me how Microsoft utterly failed to capitalize on that investment
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I’m just chillin watching TNF but not really interested so I’ll prolly swap over and let y’all know any insanity that comes up