The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

Let’s take a moment to appreciate that the cult of toxic masculinity worships at the altar of a man who wears makeup.

8 Likes

I have been told this can just be due to outdoor lighting.

1 Like

I listen to NPR’s politics today podcast and even those guys are like “wow Trump’s doctors are clearly bullshitting us.”

2 Likes

It’s October. He should just go with it and start wearing a Trump Halloween mask. Think of the time he’d save.

1 Like

He pretty obviously tested positive before the debate.

2 Likes

14 Likes

The Herman Cain Trio:
Afghanistan
Uzbekistan
Covidistan

1 Like

My theory on springs when she invaded OOT was that she is an idea that is impersonated throughout the internet, not an actual real person behind the keyboard, kind of like Q.

There is a fad where people have created these roleplay groups to impersonate certain archetypes of real people, and a popular one is the aggrieved suburban housewife. Many of the characters in that particular group read a lot like springs1.

Yup. And it’s going to leak that he tested positive, and it’s going to leak that he said I’m debating anyways against the better judgement of his inner circle, and it’s going to leak that he said “if Joe Biden gets it, maybe that’s not such a bad thing.”

And none of it will matter.

6 Likes

Wait will the stock due when they find out they have to give it away for free?

1 Like

Raw

image

Donald Trump’s CareFlite to the hospital would have cost $100,000.00

2 Likes

https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1313984193441918977

you love to see it

5 Likes

Your pony died on Paul revere’s ride.

I think its very possible that he doesn’t get tested as much as they say he does. The optics wouldn’t look very good if they said his last negative test was sometime in August.

1 Like

Trump looks really bad when you see his face like this.

https://mobile.twitter.com/rwcogito/status/1313977091671482369

17 Likes

holy shit

1 Like

I assume he’s never tested negative. Do we really think he was getting tested prior to last week, or was he just having everyone around him tested? I think it’s probably that last Thursday was the first time he’s ever been tested, and it was only done so because his symptoms were obvious and the Hope Hicks story broke.

1 Like

I keep wanting to wipe the line back and forth like one of those before & afters.

7 Likes

Because how much worse could he possibly poll?

2 Likes