The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

You can’t unsee that.

In Resistance Fantasy news:

https://twitter.com/joncoopertweets/status/1313645002245849089?s=20

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@anon46587892 I saw that before your ninja delete, business continues to boom at the glue factory.

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Hey! swipe

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Somehow I doubt they’re leaking that to Jon Cooper.

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https://twitter.com/MilesTaylorUSA/status/1313622113467559936?s=20

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Check yourself in the mirror before you step outside.

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In between the tweets?

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Why can’t he just have Jared do it?

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I just had a terrible thought - Trump smothers Melania in her sleep, blames it on covid, squeaks out a win on sympathy vote. Justice is not done because as we’ve seen lol President can order anyone to do anything.

I hope she’s sleeping with one eye open.

Melania sleeps during the day so I think she’s safe

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You might even say gasping for straws.

This is a huge unforced error isn’t it? She can “bluff” and redirect focus on Senate where it is never passing.

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Dems should say “We have an even better idea,” and pass a $4,000 stimulus bill. “If you don’t like it, extend CARES through January 31.”

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God, whatever happened to her. There are so many Nazis who managed to bail out early and will never face any consequences.

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There you go.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/dellcam/status/1313679495631720448

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That looks like arm twisting though. Neither are passing so I think they should say “great idea, sir!” and pass it to Moscow. Tabling it now would be a bad look when Dear Leader said he’d sign it.

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https://twitter.com/RashidaTlaib/status/1313630069869379584?s=20

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