The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

His pony’s modem was fast but it got disconnected midstream by somebody calling his house.

Edit: damn, he already made that joke

I’m way behind the thread, guys, my bad

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Is that national security, though?

Get your predictions in now.

What’s the announcement?
  • Hunter Biden charged with domestic wrongdoing
  • Hunter Biden charged with foreign wrongdoing
  • Joe Biden charged with domestic wrongdoing
  • Joe Biden charged with foreign wrongdoing
  • Hillary Clinton charged with domestic wrongdoing
  • Hillary Clinton charged with foreign wrongdoing
  • Russia is interfering in our election to help Biden
  • China is interfering in our election to help Biden
  • Some other country is interfering with our elections to help Biden
  • Domestic forces are interfering with our elections (vote fraud, etc.)
  • Barr’s got the 'rona
  • Pence has got the 'rona
  • Trump is incapacitated, 25th Amendment invoked
  • Other (calling your shot necessary to get credit here)

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Other is some version of what I predicted months ago: voter fraud something something gotta do something something that’ll obviously help Trump.

Honestly, there is almost nothing they could announce that could possibly matter. Yawn. The Justice Department currently has about as much credibility as Project Veritas.

Put me down for “China is helping Biden.”

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That should have been in the poal. Added. If you were an early voter, please update your votes as needed.

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Needs to be big at this point to move the needle - so they’re going to charge Obama for the unmasking.

In their heads, they’ve decided charging Biden would look too political, but still need a big fish.

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Biden & Obama charged.

Bold!

Which Biden?

Benghaziiiiii

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I actually think It could be this. Got to wonder how bad the protests would be if they slapped cuffs on Obama.

Barack OBiden!

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Joe

I would’ve picked all of the first 10 options if it was allowed.

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There is no plausible “national security” charge against Obama, even by their absurd standards. That would have leaked, too.

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Other: Q is finally revealed to be Bill Barr who is binging the full brunt of the government against Facebook for interfering in a federal operation to rid the country of sex trafficking lizard people.

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They see the writing on the wall, decide to be patriots and takedown Trump/Barr for treason.

J/K , obv arrest Obama

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At the AAG level, unmasking would probably be covered because it’s intelligence related, though I’m sticking to my nothingburger prediction.

Gotta admit, arresting Obama on the eve of the election would be the ultimate Hail Mary play.