The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1313602590744039424?s=20

No way Barr self-quarantines unless he has it. Giuliani too. They just lie until they’re absolutely forced not to.

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https://twitter.com/GeorgeTakei/status/1313615814289952769?s=19

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https://twitter.com/David_Feldman_/status/1313619196178239494

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Stephen Miller is 35 but looks 55 - which may factor in.

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Can’t pardon them for state charges.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/FrankConniff/status/1313619700815888384

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https://mobile.twitter.com/darakass/status/1313615851661209600

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Which deplorable assholes remain nonpozzed?

Kissinger

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Trump has been fulfilling antichrist prophecies left and right, if the right actually annoints him as the second coming of Christ, I might have to rethink the whole “Revelations isn’t literal,” thing.

I assume this is mostly Russian trolls, though.

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I hoping the story goes like this…

“His wife got Covid-19 1st”

“She did?”

“Yeah, not long before”

“And she passed it on to him”

“No, that was the president”

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https://mobile.twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/1313256224272584704

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The committee has new favorite nominee in Herr Miller

Huh so if Miller tested negative today then Pence is not out of the woods. Nice try Redfield.

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Yeah, I don’t see the lame duck being anything other than Trump trying to burn it all down and the Republican grifters are going to be grabbing with both hands to pull the copper out of the walls.

Maybe there is a 5% chance he just fucks off to go play golf.

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I’d go with the whole Dark Side of the Moon LP.

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They should investigate and impeach him over this Covid bullshit in the lame duck

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Holy shit I just realized something. Maybe I’m slow on the uptake, but the reason the White House won’t let the CDC contact trace this is almost certainly that they knew Trump was positive before the debate.

I was originally thinking they just didn’t want extra cases identified cause they’d look bad.

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