The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

Disagree, as long as I’m not the one doing it. Adds spice.

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[Lots of words] because f u, that’s why.

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I can’t listen to either Florida Man or Rush Limbaugh for more than 30 seconds. Both of them together for 2 hours? Fuck alllllll of that.

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If the state legislature can just do it?

Why hasn’t it ever been done?

I don’t know the answer.

Norms.

But we don’t do norms anymore.

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oiH3BJe

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Yea maybe, but we have had one civil war already and this is a line they wouldnt cross?

No, it will be pre taped and the doctor wont be in studio. It’s a sham (shockingly)

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https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1314659419137826816?s=20

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https://twitter.com/jwpetersNYT/status/1314655797461364736?s=20

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possibly the last in-person appearance of his life, so get your tickets now

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Live from the balcony of the Reichschancellory cool, cool

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https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1314669488294379520?s=20

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he’s so healthy you won’t believe it!

So will Trump stick his finger up his own ass?

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Nope, that’ll be Lindsey Graham

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live televised physical examination

dr: alright what’s your resting blood pressure?

trump: 120 over 80

dr: ok so if you were on a treadmill right now jogging 6mph, after 5 minutes what do you think your blood pressure would be?

trump: 120 over 80

dr: wow, that’s incredible. even young fit men can’t do that. you are the healthiest president in american history, there is no doubt. joe biden has alzheimers dementia and cancer btw

trump: did you just hear what he said, sean??

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https://twitter.com/ElectProject/status/1314648211815116800?s=19

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https://twitter.com/ElectProject/status/1314658765975826435?s=19

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wrong thread, chief