The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode XIV: T-minus 97 Hours

The end was him saying he prayed to God Almighty that the commies wouldn’t win the presidency but they did so he has to live with it.

Everyone get super bipartisan when chased by racoon guy.

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I heard a Mr. Lahey

This is going to take all night in the House.

can’t hear but it sounds like some of them voted to reject

fuck them

They vote electronically

Sometimes I hear the clerk verify verbally…not this time obviously.

Tuberville “aye?”

PI has 6 or 7

the ****

I thought I heard Kennedy vote Aye, Hawley voted No I think

Yeah, and I heard a handful of others

GOP congress critters
Developed the jitters
After selling their souls
For some Cracker-Barrel fritters

They had used misdirection
To provoke insurrection
As the world was consumed
By their viral infection

They pretended to care
As their sins were laid bare
Blaming antifa, as Tucker yelled
“Hey, look over there!”

Then they finally united
As the country divided
And the mindless Fox News drones
Got over-excited

So they stopped their hippocrisy
With excessive beaurocacy
When it came time to defend
Our sacred corporate profits

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Biden won. This is getting ridiculous. I’ve had enough.

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https://twitter.com/_KaylaBrantley/status/1346950097033179137

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https://twitter.com/JessicaTaylor/status/1347016657454170115

Is that the evil guy from Avatar?

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https://twitter.com/ShaneGoldmacher/status/1347015888931868672

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he’s gonna be joe’s best friend

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Lol stealing mail is a federal crime I think. So this dope won’t get in trouble because no one was arrested but then he offers proof he committed a crime. So he’ll end up in prison for stealing what he thinks is a souvenir. GJGE MAGA moron.

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