The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode XIV: T-minus 97 Hours

It’s hard to remember VPs unless they do something historic like misspell vegetables or invent the internet.

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jesus!

https://twitter.com/nharpermn/status/1349187609457610752

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Even before it got there, what happens if Arizona isn’t called for Biden way earlier than it ever should have been?

Both versions of this are sexist af

We know they (mostly) obey velvet ropes so it’s worth a shot
https://twitter.com/zackbornstein/status/1346903734698168320

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anticlimb fence is hard to climb, but you can duct tape spoons to your shoes and get over it.

We use it a lot in secure facilities, though our fences are usually higher.

ETA: It’ll certainly slow down any potential climbers.

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Unless you’ve got terminal cancer and don’t expect to make it to 2024 (and no one you care about is going to be around after 2024 either), this is crazy.

If Trump remains eligible to run in 2024, he may be an underdog, but he is absolutely drawing live.

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We hit a pretty wild parlay here.

32,000 votes away from losing, plus all the lawsuits failing, plus the armed coup failing, plus the military holding, plus Pence holding.

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They’re going to continuously pour barrels of lube on the fences during the inauguration.

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Maybe I’m sweetsummerchilding, but I’m totally fine with the fence. I believe anyone who climbs it will face life threatening injuries within 1-10 seconds of landing on the other side.

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I think you need a lot of ladders. It’s not like a lol wall out in the desert to keep migrants out. It’s a wall manned by police officers with hopefully things like water cannons and tear gas.

So I read the linked article, and maybe I missed it, but it doesn’t explain why Biden can’t just undo this one. Obviously if it is force, there is nothing Biden can do, but anything Trump can do by EO, Biden can undo, can’t he?

who shoots himself in the chest

Yeah. This guy must have terrible judgement. Seems unlikely given what else we know.

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https://twitter.com/abughazalehkat/status/1349164892830490630

Is it an anticlimb ladder?

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This part of the Liz statement is telling:

Much more will become clear in coming days and weeks, but what we know now is enough.

They tryna get out in front before the real story drops. FBI showed them what’s in the briefcase and they quivered.

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Right, that’s why I was saying all along that they were attempting a coup and it could work if they could establish any veneer of an official claim. People were asking for exactly how something like that could go down. But the reality is, it could happen in a lot of different ways, some of which we probably still couldn’t guess.

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