The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode XIV: T-minus 97 Hours

https://twitter.com/RepSwalwell/status/1348349335285735424?s=19

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Man, he was just trying to hang Mike Pence and now this happens. Wait until he finds out that he is about to lose his job.

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This brings me so much joy. Cry about it more you fucking snowflake. Play stupid games, get on no fly lists. You’re lucky that’s probably the worst punishment you’ll face.

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the dumbest people in the country support trump

the dumbest segment of that segment wants a fascist revolution

so we got a real attempted coup but they were legit too painfully dumb to organize. so dumb that even with help from police and military they did nothing except taze themselves in the balls and video themselves doing minor crimes

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https://twitter.com/MatthewKeysLive/status/1348368597211484162?s=19

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They forgot one key part of “if you don’t do anything wrong, you don’t have anything to worry about”!

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@BestOf

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https://twitter.com/TerryBoutonHist/status/1348365375449268226

https://twitter.com/TerryBoutonHist/status/1348365399163854856

https://twitter.com/TerryBoutonHist/status/1348365410475921408

Interesting thread

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Yeah. How the fuck do they even get that far if they’re on the list.

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This is actually quite impressive considering that the PGA membership is probably overwhelmingly Trumpy. I’d guess at least 75%.

I’ve seen several crowd shots where you can see people with knives in sheaths on their belt.

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1348396708816773121?s=21

Army Secretary? Wat

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He’s the one who finally called in backup. Not a Trump slappy I’m assuming?

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Hopefully Trump’s name is first on the list.

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Does this mean they are active Army? (this may be a really dumb question)

https://twitter.com/jacknicklaus/status/1321631802004541440

Wonder how Jack feels about the PGA thing? And Brett Favre for that matter.

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Keep this shit coming. I might not have any usable veins after this week.

If they have anything to say about it, just remember that the attorneys are the bakery and Parler is the gay couple that wants a cake. We know they’re good with that.

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I remember when the British captured Nathan Hale and he cried, “This is what the British do to us. They is what they do… can’t go on a horsey, they called me a fucking terrorist, and now they wanna ruin my life!”

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Even so, when the guy has to check in online, then the system, at the very least, should give him a message that he can’t do that and has to check in at the airport (before he gets to the gate). Or better yet, just tell him he is on the no fly list at that point.

Although, one advantage of letting him know at the gate is that at that point we know he is security checked (cursory, but still) and probably has no weapons on him. Maybe it’s not the worst idea.

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1308895705860321283?s=19

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