The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode XIV: T-minus 97 Hours

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The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

I know Twitter is a disgrace, but one fantasy I have recently been cultivating is Trump opening his app a few minutes after the Dem prez is sworn in on Jan 20, 2021, eager to fire off some nonsense, and finding out that private citizen Donald J Trump has been banned from Twitter.

God dammit, this was supposed to be my Babe Ruth calling his shot. FU Twitter you couldn’t have waited the like 12 days or whatever?