I see its time for the President’s morning blowie
Holy shit. “Don’t forget to donate to church!”
ETA. It’s worse than that. “Even though you aren’t in the pews, it’s still important to donate.”
I’m going to go lick doorknobs today. Can’t take it anymore.
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Spittake Did the VP just say that people should be donating to churches right now?
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
He stares down his cohorts like a kindergarten teacher scolding kids for not singing expecting them to just praise him. Fauci looks deflated af.
Private Jets don’t fuel themselves.
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Yeah. Cause we’re in Hail Mary mode.
How about donating to the Red Cross or something actually worthwhile you fucking ghoul’?
ONLY 19433 POSITIVE GUISE!
They should just skip the middleman and send the cash payments directly to churches!
That’s a bold “strategy” - buying masks and other medical supplies.
It always feels like they’re trying to stretch out a 500 word essay when they only have 100 words worth of information.
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I feel like they haven’t a fucking clue and are just saying shit to hold off looting/rioting at this point.
Pence urges people with no symptoms to not get tested. Says he has no symptoms. Says he and his wife will be tested.
Story checks out.
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JFC are we going to get a goddamn sir story?
What the shit is happening?
Why are we having anecdote happy hour? 1 90 year old got this and is doing ok, so nobody panic!
Nice curve. Really starting to flatten.
He cares that it makes him look bad. He’s angry at the virus for happening to him. He’s angry that his stooges can’t cover it up. He’s angry that the room doesn’t burst into applause when he speaks. He cares very much, about himself.
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Acronym CVTS. Hard to pronounce.
The Weekend Wall Steet numbers are dropping during this presser.
Not sure what it’s measuring though. Whomever recommended the site, what’s it using for numbers?
It’s kind of noteworthy that nobody has mentioned the Malaria drug treatment plan yet.
My basic understanding is that it’s speculating in contracts for difference, essentially betting if an asset (in this case the Dow) will move up or down. It seems to be fairly decent at predicting roughly where futures will open. Although it’s not anywhere near as liquid as the futures market.