The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

Chippa58 · March 21, 2020, 5:03pm

Drink.

CanadaMatt3004 · March 21, 2020, 5:04pm

Chinese virus, drink!

superuberbob · March 21, 2020, 5:04pm

o7 to all those who make the ultimate sacrifice by listening to Trump speak

Chippa58 · March 21, 2020, 5:04pm

Wait, I thought this wasn’t about the economy.

CanadaMatt3004 · March 21, 2020, 5:05pm

godspeed, Bradford

CanadaMatt3004 · March 21, 2020, 5:06pm

“Some businesses are doing very well. Walmart for example.”

Fucking hell

Riverman · March 21, 2020, 5:06pm

Speak English asshole

CanadaMatt3004 · March 21, 2020, 5:06pm

“All retailers, literally all of them are doing well”

What the fucking fuck

Chippa58 · March 21, 2020, 5:06pm

Have yourself a very merry pandemic.

superuberbob · March 21, 2020, 5:07pm

He knows that the stock market isn’t open on weekends, right?

Riverman · March 21, 2020, 5:08pm

Narrator: the testing was not going well

CanadaMatt3004 · March 21, 2020, 5:09pm

Stop saying first time ever. Nobody fucking cares

Fatboy8 · March 21, 2020, 5:10pm

As usual…

Chippa58 · March 21, 2020, 5:10pm

Virtually shut down = Sixth gear

feedthabeast · March 21, 2020, 5:13pm

I lasted 30 seconds before shutting it off.

CanadaMatt3004 · March 21, 2020, 5:14pm

Alright. Cant fucking deal anymore

prana · March 21, 2020, 5:15pm

The questions portion is where the Trump blowups happen though.

Riverman · March 21, 2020, 5:15pm

The biggest issue I have is that he very clearly doesn’t fucking care. At all.

Watevs · March 21, 2020, 5:15pm

i’m just sadlaughing like the joker gassed me because this should be comedy.

telehealth folks, telehealth
more and more people are doing it and more and more people are using it and more and more people are loving it

how is this real life

CanadaMatt3004 · March 21, 2020, 5:15pm

Its not time to talk about grwat victory you garbage prrson, we are still in exponential growth and about to overrun NYCs bed capacity