The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

Pull yourselves up with you’re bootstrap ffs and BTW stop touching your face :face_with_monocle:

Notice the lines on the ground, they’re tearing up Obama’s basketball court.

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GD!

Hopefully the tennis court will lead to us getting new Trump diaper shorts pics.

Or better yet, a fatal heart attack.

That’s natural causes so I don’t think there’s anything wrong with saying it, but report me if you must.

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I listen to a local talk radio station on my drive in to work most days. Sean Hannity is syndicated in the evening and I can’t stand listening to him, but has this “morning minute” promo thing that happens around 9 where he spouts off on some of the nonsense that occupies his 3 hour show. This morning it was all about Biden being mean to black people.

They are absolutely going to go hard on the exact same things Trump is constantly being accused of.

Sean Hannity is an insufferable boob, btw. That’s one thing the Left has spot on.

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https://twitter.com/rgoodlaw/status/1236002024233332738?s=20

not enough room for a par 3 hole he aces every single time?

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ThE cOuRtS wIlL sAvE uS

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He has an indoor golf simulator that he put in. I assume it has a default 40mph tailwind for his shots and a 40mph headwind for anyone else’s.

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Made me think of this:

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https://www.salon.com/2020/03/06/susan-collins-doesnt-understand-why-voters-turned-on-her-did-she-forget-her-impeachment-vote/

But the majority of Collins’ contributions come from out of state, as well. Last year, Roll Call reported that while Collins had raised $1.1 million in the first quarter of 2019, but only $9,200 of that figure came from 17 donations from Maine residents. A super PAC that raised more than $1.5 million to support Collins reported that just $500 of that sum came from Maine residents. A recent complaint to the Federal Election Commission alleged that a mysterious LLC was created in Hawaii for the sole purpose of funneling $150,000 in contributions to the pro-Collins PAC.

Tulsi strikes again

He still has a caddy place the ball Btw :grin:

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let me guess, right where the bowling alley was

I don’t get it, unless the joke is that bowling is too much exercise for him?

edit–wait I’m wrong he wanted to tear down the alley whoops

still if I thought wrongly on that, trump might’ve too

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How scandalous would it be if one of us were president and told them to turn the Roosevelt room into a poker parlor? I’d do that and tell them to put a short game area outside the Oval Office nearby. You’d know I was really mad about something when I was very aggressively working on my bunker game and sand was flying everywhere. Reporters would be like, “Speculation is that the new trade deal negotiations are not going well, the president has been in the bunker for an hour and there’s sand everywhere.”

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