The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

I thought of “his hotels” were just franchise agreements where people pay for his name.

Will it be semi contained in November or raging back to life though?

And when will it come raging back to life?

If the CDC isn’t constantly testing we could be totally fucked. I could see them declaring this thing cured in October and shutting down all testing until after the election. If Trump wins and I haven’t already - condo goes on the market that day.

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It wasn’t newborned that way, no. I guess it evented because there were no suitable alternatives, which is fine.

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Quite wrong. A travel ban that shifts the curve does nothing to flatten it. Unchecked exponential growth is no smaller a disaster if it happens a week later. The ban only helps if you’re amping up your internal response in the interim, and Trump was not. However, if you have a competent response including social distancing as it’s here, that can flatten the curve and mitigate the disaster.

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Given that Trump declared the thing all but cured a week before he announced a national emergency, you’re probably understating what he’ll claim in November

I propose instead of temp or perma bans, we award this as a badge to all of the bad posters

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I don’t have free OED access anymore, but I’m pretty sure that golf and diaper have been verbs for quite some time.

By November he’ll be talking about how bad the China Virus was when Hillary was president, but after he became President and put her in jail it got a lot better.

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Fyp

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I think the better blame-China argument is that suppressing bad-sounding news about the virus let epidemic take hold.

Quite wrong if that’s the case.

Your earlier source that omitted the patterned fabric definition doesn’t exactly bode well for it’s credibility.

My original point wasn’t so much questioning whether they are verbs now but whether they should ever have been, given that other suitable alternatives existed.

So why “to golf” but not “to baseball”?

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Not sure, but we can ball.

To diaper is still a shitshow.

Trump 2020 - It Wasn’t Our Fault

  1. Democrats were too busy with the impeachment hoax to notice the Chinese virus sneaking up on us
  2. I saved millions of lives by closing the borders immediately
  3. It was Obama who eliminated the Pandemic Response team but I restored it on my first day in office.
  4. If Hillary was in charge half the country would be dead
  5. Stock market will return to pre-Kung-flu levels as soon as I’m re-elected.
  6. Nobody could have predicted a pandemic would be so hard to manage.
  7. Nobody could have done any better.
  8. I alone can fix it.
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