The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

I mean, it says all you need to know about efficient markets theory that the market went up 10% during the CEO parade and down 10% today.

He’s the same guy. He will be the same guy tomorrow and every other day until he finally croaks. Everyone except the media and, apparently, investors, is fully aware of it.

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And the people with the means and know how probably increased their wealth quite a bit with those swings.

You know it’s just killing him that he can’t golf

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Or have rallies. Just fucking killing him.

Maybe the cult among the diehards will start to wear off just a tiny bit w/o the rallies.

Fuck. There it is again, and from you of all people.

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How do you think bitch became a verb? Do you think it was born that way?

Hahaha I almost linked you to it

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1240347278453411843
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“While working from home, consider not doing any actual work bebest”

https://twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/1239902565837438977?s=20

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The Chinese government doesn’t do enough to monitor everything and suppress minority cultural practices is truly the best of all possible takes.

God she is such a useless human being

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She’s not human. 100% chance she’s one of those sexbots from Rick and Morty and I will not be convinced otherwise.

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Perhaps the take away is that despite all of the monitoring the Chinese do this still happened, which makes blaming the Chinese pretty stupid…

Now that all of the gains from the stock market have been wiped out, the only thing the awvals of the world have gained from this president is being exposed as a colossal racist and an all around piece of shit.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1240355985673392128
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1240355986541613062
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Aw Christ, he’s doing the W Bush “We’re at war!!!” thing, and it’s gonna work just like it did in 2001.

Of course it is. Assuming this thing is semi-contained by November, Trump will get breathless praise from the media. Book it.

Can’t criticize our war president in a time of virus war. Do you hate the doctors or something?

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