The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

not knowing wtf that is I’m basing my options solely on

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Lol at Her getting hate for tweeting out an ad for a small business.

Same guy:

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One of my favorite pizzas is Detroit style out of a food truck out behind a really great beer place in Austin.

hahahahaha, JFC this fucking party deserves to burn, man. Good news for working parents! We’re giving your bosses cheap loans! At what point did “small business owner” become a euphemism for “I found a fun new way to screw over working class people?”

Meanwhile:

https://twitter.com/cascamike/status/1240058396302282755?s=20

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Vanessa Hudgens has an adorable dorky laugh so I don’t care how insensitive she was.

If I were going to create a parody Chuck Schumer policy response it wouldn’t be that pathetic. These people do not deserve your vote.

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Chrissy Teigen is awesome. I can forgive her for supporting Elizabeth Warren. Chrissy had good intentions.

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It’s actually amazing.

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This story is just nuts.

https://twitter.com/drvox/status/1240105922661199872?s=20

Like, there’s no way in hell any of these guys could get an internship in Obama’s administration.

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If we have to go through 4 more years of this, the Trump Administration staff will be comprised of roving bands of teenage midwesterners ripped from MAGA rallies, force-fed meth and conscripted into service by Bill Barr.

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Detroit style pizza is like Chicago style, but even grosser. You like eating pizza and coughing up grease while not being able to move afterward… then try gross Chicago pizza. Love that same feeling, but want to throw up grease and not be able to eat anything else for 2 days well Detroit has been thinking of you.

What is Cleveland-style pizza? I grew up there and don’t remember there being a distinct local style.

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There isnt. He was making a joke about Cleveland being shitty.

There is Ohio pizza but none specifically for Cleveland

Ohio pizza is skyline chili

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Cleveland being shitty is something I can’t deny. The pizza wasn’t all that bad, though.

I have absolutely no idea what Ohio pizza is, although I have tried sauerkraut pizza at the Waynesville kraut festival and it’s not so bad.

Sold!

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Sweetest Day tho