The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

Yeah, the difference is the Republicans will pay for it by going into debt and slashing social programs.

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Democrats have done such a piss poor job of presenting any kind of meaningful, coherent vision that nobody even really expects them to do anything here.

Trump is going to own this thing, and if there are failures he will be held responsible, fairly or not. The GOP knows this. So, holding the House, it’s a textbook fucking moment to use leverage, get policy wins, and brag about it endlessly. Instead, Nancy is nowhere to be found while TOM FUCKING COTTON OUTFLANKS HER TO THE LEFT.

No way I’m voting for these assholes.

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https://twitter.com/jkfecke/status/1239966504109531136?s=19

Well if we’re all dead in 3 months …

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Head of federal Office of Personnel Mgmt just quit w/o warning. Apparently, been fighting with the WH about a lot of stuff, including the fact that a greater % of fed employees haven’t been given the green light to wfh.

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I get it. But every time one of these guys quits w/o warning Trump either leaves it vacant or puts in an evil sycophant to actively destroy everything in his purview.

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https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/1240067726573367296

https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/1240069726862073856

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Go off queen

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This is outstanding. I’m gonna go ahead and give her a follow based on this alone

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https://twitter.com/GarbageApe/status/1240082801736769536

https://twitter.com/Guenboozy29/status/1240075262680801282

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So are you not following her, then?

WTF is Detroit-style pizza?

Tastes like pollution and sadness but at least it’s better than Cleveland-style!

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You ever had Jets?

Its Jets

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Basically, it is elementary school cafeteria style pizza…

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I would draft Cleveland tourism video in the first round of “Best all time youtube videos”

“Who the fuck still uses a payphone?”

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watching again, I actually like part 2 better.

“Don’t slow down in east cleveland or you’ll die”

and

“At least we’re not Detroit!”

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