The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

You really think Trump will self-exclude from this thread?

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Paging @Trolly

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Oh, the self exclusion would be for me, so that I donā€™t lose my mind. Back in the pstars days I used to love that feature to A) stave off monkey tilt for 12 hours or B) self exclude before a busy/inebriated weekend to prevent 1k flips or worse.

the guy that told bernie he didnā€™t have to yell at a debate and then printed up campaign swag with that phrase on it found his balls and is yelling about something?

https://twitter.com/TimRyan/status/1156610596579753984

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though Biden did tell a immigration rights activist to Vote for Trump, this article is a lot of anonymous he said she said with the most clickbaity of titles

Saying it would be a low point in any prior administration is understating it by a mile.

I donā€™t think weā€™re boiling anymore, I think weā€™re resting on the carving board.

Heā€™s very moderate on a lot of stuff, and he didnā€™t seem quite polished enough for prime time. But he gives a hell of a righteously angry speech. I recall him giving a couple of these before. Regardless of the candidate, he would be a great surrogate in the rust belt and midwest. Maybe in the South, too.

This type of thing should also be cut into ads. Nobody watches CSPAN, the DNC should make that into a 30 or 60 second ad and run it during whatever people are watching these days.

Tag it with ā€œBLUE: Weā€™ll fight for you.ā€ And the date of the election. Maybe front it with ā€œIā€™m Joe Biden and this guy will be my Secretary of Labor.ā€

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Maybe he learned this was happening tonight?
https://twitter.com/funder/status/1261646660821794819?s=21

Thereā€™s like a 95% chance this is the most tilting ā€œWe all need to come together,ā€ speech of all time and a 5% chance Obama takes the gloves off.

If he does get political at all, thereā€™s like an 85% chance he criticizes Dems and a 45% chance he criticizes Republicans (overlap = both). 10% chance he mentions Trump by name. Keep in mind thatā€™s all IF he gets political at all, which is only a 5% chance imo and Iā€™m probably being hopelessly optimistic as a near summer child with a late May birthday.

But forget the 2004 keynote, or his inauguration speech. This has the potential to be the most important speech he ever gives - not only for the country, but for his legacy.

More likely he has a huge opportunity to speak on all the networks to the American people and gives a ā€œYouā€™re graduating at a tough time but you can do anything you set your mind to, letā€™s all come together and bridge gaps and be there for each other,ā€ speech full of very well-delivered platitudes, with like one snarky joke about leaving behind a plan that goes over everyoneā€™s head.

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I genuinely donā€™t think Iā€™ll ever be able to forgive the Democrats for putting Biden up as the nominee. We have an unprecedented opportunity here to crush Trump, pick up Senate seats, and try to right our quickly sinking ship. All they needed to do was nominate a halfway decent candidate. They had a field of 20+ and they settled on the most easily attacked and impossible to defend dementia riddled shit stain of a candidate.

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They didnā€™t fuck up.

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:+1:

Iā€™ve come around to the idea that nominating Biden isnā€™t clearly worse than nominating Klobuchar or Buttigieg.

Just pretend that the alternative was Bloomberg and Biden should make you feel relieved.

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itā€™s just objectively true that either of them would have an easier time fending off claims of sexual assault so iā€™ve come around to the idea that you are wrong

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Has trump mentioned all the people who are dying this week because he refuses to do anything?

lol. %1 chance he says ā€œTrumpā€ or says anything political at all. ā€œYou are the future go get em tigersā€ x 100 is my guess.

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Could be. And they didnā€™t even ask trump to
Do it.

By the way it is a good idea for a show. Celebrating those who graduated this year but have not been able to enjoy it.

He is not getting political at all. He is talking to a bunch of kids about graduating. Not to the country about trump.

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Obama preempted Apprentice by killing Bin Laden. Whatā€™s Trump got up his sleeve?

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Maybe heā€™ll take advantage of the moment and come clean on doing obamagate.

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