The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

Devil · May 11, 2020, 9:00pm

We needed to save money on testing, totally worth losing some lives.

SirOsis · May 11, 2020, 9:01pm

Yeah I don’t know where to get a test if I want one.

I admit I tuned in for a tax return/SC question. I’ve long given up on him offering a remotely substantial or informative answer to anything rona related.

dlk9s · May 11, 2020, 9:02pm

PLEASE let a reporter thank him for doing the absolute minimum so that we could avoid 2.2 million deaths.

Riverman · May 11, 2020, 9:03pm

Read. His. Own. Stupid. Words. Back. To. Him.

SirOsis · May 11, 2020, 9:05pm

I think he’s going to snap soon. He gets to this physical and emotional place where he starts to look more comfortable while getting louder and angrier.

Riverman · May 11, 2020, 9:08pm

This guy is definitely going to get fired for saying you can test negative and later test positive.

SirOsis · May 11, 2020, 9:08pm

Several reporters today are visibly nervous, like shaking, while asking questions. Get it together, for gods sake.

Huehuecoyotl · May 11, 2020, 9:09pm

Obamagate, lol. Just stick -gate on it.

Hahaha You know the crimes, also obligatory attack on media when they ask something specific

SirOsis · May 11, 2020, 9:10pm

The whole “gate” suffix thing really should’ve stopped with Whitewatergate, I’ll allow that one.

Huehuecoyotl · May 11, 2020, 9:11pm

Just assuming the new Admiral guy is because Trump wants a military guy, so they had to find a guy that dressed in uniform AND is a doctor

WichitaDM · May 11, 2020, 9:14pm

This dipshit keeps talking about contact tracing as if that is actually happening.

Riverman · May 11, 2020, 9:14pm

You could let a bottom 10% trial lawyer into one of these things and he would explode so badly he would have to resign. These people are disgraces to their profession and an absolute embarrassment.

Huehuecoyotl · May 11, 2020, 9:15pm

Hey guys here’s all the great things we’re doing to make sure the President is safe and can continue working without interruption, anyways, you guy’s get testing when you want, (but you won’t be able to)

SirOsis · May 11, 2020, 9:15pm

Well, here we go, Trump clearly doesn’t understand asymptomatic spread

Riverman · May 11, 2020, 9:15pm

They just let him stand up there and lie for two hours while simultaneously legitimizing him by not calling it out. It’s their god damn duty to do better.

Devil · May 11, 2020, 9:16pm

End the gate-shaming. Swabgate, testgate must be things.

Huehuecoyotl · May 11, 2020, 9:16pm

Ask Chi na

SirOsis · May 11, 2020, 9:16pm

“Don’t ask me, ask China.” That’s going to get some play.

Chippa58 · May 11, 2020, 9:17pm

LOL. Just in case there was any doubt of his character.

Riverman · May 11, 2020, 9:17pm

What a fucking crybaby. Jesus Christ.