The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

You can tell when he goes off-script.

He just can’t follow a piece of paper.

Border?

We stop the Caravan!?

He still never articulates a strategy for testing. Just says we’re doing a lot. He seems to be wearing down under the strain.

Who is this jerkoff? Bragging about success as we have a 9/11 a day. Great PR guys.

Not enough tests.

He’s a swab guy.

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Like god fucking dammit STOP CONGRATULATING YOURSELF FOR FAILURE AND ACTUALLY FUCKING DO THE SLAM DUNK SHIT WE NEED TO DO.

FUCK YOU SYCOPHANT COWARDS

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He still doesn’t understand how testing works.

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Three cases in the WH, going to zero very soon!

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Mr. Vitality seems to be low energy today.

STOP ASKING QUESTIONS THAT ASSUME HE KNOWS ANYTHING

These fucking reporters. It’s an open invitation for him to look competent to morons when you ask such terrible questions.

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“Face masks: the good and the bad. There’s two sides to that, actually.”

What?

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God why did I watch. It’s just too much. These people should be ashamed. They’re either retarded or in on it, I don’t care which.

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Now a China layup. Jesus Christ.

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MEMO TO REPORTERS: if your question to Trump includes the words “can you provide some figures” YOURE A STONE COLD FUCKING IDIOT AND YOU SHOULD LEARN TO CODE OR SOMETHING

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Hint for reporters: “were looking at that very strongly” = “I have no fucking idea what I’m talking about.” Hope this helps.

This entire crisis is a PR issue for Trump, not a health issue.

He’s been saying “everyone who wants a test can get a test” for quite a while now at these briefings where the main topic is how the US is ramping up testing so everyone who wants a test can get a test

And the answer to every question is “very soon.” It’s been “very soon” since March. I’ll guarantee I can’t get a test right now.

He was doing OK at the start, but even with the endless softballs he’s starting to wobble. He’s obviously dying to say absurd racist shit about the Georgia thing.

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