He’s obviously genetically superior and we should just give in and accept that he is the one and true divinely ordained leader of the American people, from now until his death in 25-40 years. This motherfuckers going to live to 120 on Big Macs, diet coke and vanilla ice cream.
Trump runs so good in everything it makes no sense honestly. It makes me think maybe there is some kind of supernatural force at work behind the scenes and its an evil ■■■■■
Honestly I kind of feel hopeful that this shit is just going to randomly disappear for no reason because Trump keeps saying it. Thats how good this piece of shit runs.
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White house is using those quick test machines that have a result within the hour. They also test everyone coming in every day which is why Trump is not worried about testing or getting it.
Who has the pure hate AND the impulse control to guard that thing for more than a day or two?
Think how good you have to run for all of the following to happen:
- Inherit $500 million
- Not get busted for blatant tax fraud re: said inheritance
- Commit sexual assault against at least 25 women and never be punished at all
- Owe banks hundreds of millions of dollars with a negative net worth and have them decide that they will loan you even more money
- After #4, when you’re semi-broke and no bank will loan you money, bink a hit realty tv show where you do no work at all
- Run for President and win because you’re running against Hillary Clinton AND Comey does Comey things AND the media does media things
- After winning, do all the crimes and get away with that because the GOP decides to give functional immunity
- Inhale McDonalds for 50 years with zero consequences
And dozens of other things I’m forgetting or unaware of, this is trillions to one cumulatively
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Same people who go to Trump rallies. People will camp out and just hope they get to shoot a liberal coming to disrespect dear leader
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Reading that poem is the most lucid trump has sounded in years. He even had intonation in the right places and stuff. No way he could read that entire thing today.
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It is staggering how much he has declined, and he was stupid to begin with.
Jesus, these ads are getting worse and worse.
Eh, Trump is fucking up so badly right now that I’m fine running 100% negative against him. This is a once in a generation fuck up and it’s going to continue. The virus is so salient, and it’s all anyone is thinking about. And in case you forgot, our candidate is Joe fucking Biden.
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All of the staying out of trouble parts were much more skill/knowledge about how to navigate our corrupt society than luck, IMO. Shamelessness alone has gotten him through so much.
I don’t know what to think. I guess it’s fun in a rah rah boo Trump sort of way, so maybe it’s good at motivating voters who might forget how awful he is.
How’s that working out for his staff. He’s playing Russian roulette with his old vulnerable fat body.
I’m pretty sure forgetting that the candidate is Biden is the centerpiece of a winning D strategy.
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Once you bink #1, #2 and #3 are pretty much automatic.
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There’s nothing the Dems want more than to have Biden lay as low as possible for as long as possible.
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Crazy idea, but what if we just ran a bunch of Obama commercials… Tagged them out with Obama/Biden logos and “I’m Barack Obama, and I approved this message.”
About two weeks before the election switch it to Biden logos and, “I’m Barack Obama, and I want you to vote for Barack Joebama Biden.”
A week before the election switch that to Joe Biden. Just have Joe in the background giving two thumbs up with a goofy grin on his face.
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It’s not even a negative ad! MAGA chuds are going to watch that and get pumped.
trumps buddy
https://twitter.com/tmz/status/1258817709875228674?s=21
https://twitter.com/slmandel/status/1258951878823440384?s=21
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1258789844798648320?s=21
Trump and Barr won yesterday. Covid-19 doing double duty today.
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