The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

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Today the President of the United States used the fact that someone tested negative before later testing positive as support for his argument that ā€œthe whole concept of tests isn’t great.ā€

Let that sink in.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1258876999461933058
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Is he strong on the second amendment, though?

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White House spokeswoman Kayleigh McEnany said Friday that the documents had not been approved by CDC Director Robert Redfield. The new emails, however, show that Redfield cleared the guidance.

So much for that whole not lying thing

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You’re forgetting how the ā€œTrump was assassinated by the Chinese bioweapon/ 5G profiteersā€ conspiracy would really add some spice to the proceedings…

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https://mobile.twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1258879528148987905

I’d like to see old Donnie wiggle his way out of this one! #wegothim

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Well… I’d give it 2 or 3 more cases in the WH before Old Donnie bolts the course for Mar-A-Lago and then off to camp David, so maybe a week?

https://twitter.com/joenbc/status/1258877672417120258?s=21

(Yes I know Joe sucks)

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I think Trump getting got by the Rona would be really bad. Publicly, Trump would become a Martyr for right, but privately guys like Cruz, Rubio, etc would be like ā€œGood riddance.ā€ The GOP would use his death as an example of how horrible the socialist Democrats are while simultaneously furthering Trump’s racist agenda in a more covert way. These guys love Trump’s views. They just hate how he’s open about it.

I don’t know if this is true or not.

But I will say when Trump bites it, my wife and I are getting fucking HAMMERED in celebration.

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I don’t know where DJT will be buried, but the chance 12 people convict for pissing on his grave in NY or DC has to be close to zero.

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Assuming its after a vaccine there will be mass celebrations in the streets and it will enrage the right like nothing before. Honestly it probably wouldn’t be safe and I’d expect many of them to get shot up.

Narrator: He was buried in Florida and within a decade his incredibly gaudy memorial was in the Atlantic Ocean, which was strangely poetic.

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Probably not safe in a lot of places. In a Vermont college town though? Yeah, we’ll be fine.

Honestly I expect his grave to be protected by cultists with AR15s.

If not then only piss on him after digging it up. Then post it on the internet.Turn it into a weekly rights of passage kinda thing.

https://mobile.twitter.com/The_UnSilent_/status/1258843889215168514

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I’m one of the people fine with Trump attack ads but this will just cause non trump haters to roll their eyes.

They need to just focus on his COVID-19 failures and the resulting deaths.

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That ad sucks. A lot of the stuff from the first minute his supporters LIKE about him. This is the kind of attack ad that cost HRC the 2016 election. Don’t @ me there are about 35 things that cost her the election. Donald Trump being president of the United States was a pretty unlikely event that took some doing.

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