The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

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He created more Poison Control Center Operator positions.

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:joy: his inability to spell “hamburger” correctly, and the fact he has misspelled it in more than one way cracks me up. Damn he is so so so stupid.

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FFS, didn’t someone recently explain to him that he had a rally just last month?

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The dumbass neither knows what a Nobel prize is, nor can he spell it. Unsurprising, of course.

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So “hamberger” means that Trump purposefully, at some point, chose the spelling “hamberger” when his phone tried to autocorrect with “hamburger”. Like, he saw “hamburger”, looked at it, and decided that his phone’s autocorrect was lying and it was definitely spelled “hamberger”. Now it’s permanently in his phone’s dictionary so of course he thinks it’s correct.

You’re assuming he knows what autocorrect is…

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Looks like some adult read the tweet and fixed that misspelling for him.

I’m sure they’re work their way down to the “Nobel prize” tweets.

Noble committee?

So it wasn’t a typo. He really doesn’t know how to spell it.

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There is a poster on 22 who couldn’t get this in to her head. Some of her mistakes are hilariously bad. Worse that Trump, if you can believe it. When she was called out initially, her response was, “Hey, autocorrect didn’t do anything about it”. She didn’t understand that autocorrect learned her repeated garbage spellings.

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He honestly made me check the Nobel Peace prize Laureates list on wikipedia as I wasn´t sure, whether some journalist NGO had gotten it and I didn`t remember.
Since Trumps inauguration the prize has been awarded to a former Prime Minister of Ethiopia, a Kurdish human rights acitivits, a Congolese gynecologist and the International Campaign to abolish Nuclear Weapons.

100% he has it confused with the Pulitzer.

99% your pony has it confused too.

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Stupid NYT reporter said quarter pounder rather than the Big Mac I eat every night.

https://youtu.be/_FlGd0J5k58?t=51

Note to self:
A. Get an avatar
B. Learn how to embed YouTubes that don’t start at the beginning.

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