The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

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cargo is people

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The Trump administration is an interesting new twist on a cargo cult

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Cargo Shorts

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You know that Month Python sketch where a guy writes a joke so funny that it kills anyone who listens to it? And the British try to translate it into German one word at a time to weaponize it against the Nazis but even reading two words of it sends them into debilitating fits of hysterical laughter? This speech was a lot like that. Iā€™ve only seen 15-second snippets and Iā€™m losing my grasp on reality. God save any soul who watched the entire thing.

Anyway, that was my deep-cut Monty Python reference, yā€™all. Hope everyone enjoyed it.

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Obviously nothing would ever happen about this, but Iā€™m curious if thereā€™s any grounds for impeachment for the way Trump is handling this whole COVID-19 situation. Heā€™s effectively putting his own political interests over the health and safety of U.S. citizens.

There is absolutely grounds for impeachment, and they should have started the second Trump said that he didnā€™t want people off the boat because the numbers would go up.

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Of course, but as long as Republicans control the Senate they will never convict. Get your ass out to vote and I donā€™t even care if youā€™re a Bernie or Bust idiot, get these downballot Dems in the Senate.

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Itā€™s a huge political error to not hold nonstop, rolling impeachment proceedings, but what did you expect from the Washington Generals.

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Oh, for sure Iā€™m voting Blue no matter what. Iā€™ll also Purell the voting screen before I do.

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Using this to attack SS with a payroll tax reduction/cut. Nice. And very helpful to people not getting paid with no paid time off.

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Not quite the actual quote lol but inject headlines like this straight into my veins

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Meanwhile, on Wednesday, testing revealed that COVID-19 ā€œcan live in the air for several hours and on some surfaces

Cool cool

What a cuck.

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Plenty of idiots with entitlement here. We have a reputation donā€™t we?

Americans who travel to Germany and are willing to get out of the tourist bubble to interact with locals tend to be a bit more open-minded and culturally aware than Joe Six-Pack in backwater Mississippi who thinks Trump is a superhero.

The amount of times Iā€™ve been having a normal conversation with one of these ā€œnon-stupidā€ people who then start spouting some Alex Jones level conspiracy nonsense is mind-boggling. Our media environment pumps these people full of this garbage, and many otherwise intelligent people have lost their grip on reality. Iā€™ve seen very smart PhDā€™s who were sure Obama was a secret Muslim Al-Qaeda sleeper agent.

edit: Look no further than Ben Carson. At one time one of the most renowned neurosurgeons in the world. How you rationalize that with the shit that comes out of his mouth these days, I donā€™t know.

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