The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1237861968721010689
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ā€œI told Mike not to be complimentary of that governor because that governor is a snake,ā€ Trump said, referring to Vice President Mike Pence. ā€œSo Mike may be happy with him but Iā€™m not, OK?ā€

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I want to say that germaphobe or not, over/under on number of times per day Trump is washing his hands is 2 or 3. But on the other hand, if heā€™s always been a frequent hand washer, that could explain the small hands.

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This is already a bit of a tone change isnā€™t it?

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Attacking the media is a change of tone? I guess insomuch as this is a little more implicit than explicit.

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No way Trump would ever admit he caught the virus. Theyā€™d do a ā€œDaveā€ scenario before admitting it.

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:confetti_ball::dancer::confetti_ball:

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Nice. Trump and Bolsonaro would be good. B is only 64. Maybe he has some underlying conditions.

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Kushner and Miller writing tonightā€™s speech. Gonna be LIT.

(And racist.)

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Iā€™m so curious what this Trump address is going to be like. Options:

  1. He reads something halfway reasonable, looking like he was drugged.

  2. He reads something that sounds maybe halfway reasonable, but is laced with all sorts of bullshit and racism.

  3. #2, but with ad-libbed fucked up tangents

  4. Has a rough outline and bullshits most of the time.

  5. Reads something batshit crazy.

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Well, he started out by unnecessarily saying it started in China.

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Holy shit. Travel from Europe banned for 30 days starting Friday.

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Some of #1, #2, and #5, especially the drugged part.

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Heā€™s all about stopping the partisanship.

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Trump also wants to cut all payroll taxes to zero; that annoying thing that is the only thing keeping social security and medicare going.

Iā€™m sure thatā€™ll fly in congress.

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Democrats will absolutely vote for whatever horseshit ā€œstimulusā€ he proposes. Just watch.

And a bunch of asshats will run in here saying ā€œwe need to hold moderate districtsā€ while praising Nancyā€™s supernatural legislative maneuvering.

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ITS ALL A DEMOCRATIC HOAX TO TAKE ME DOWN

a few days later

NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR PARTISIAN SHIP

If that isnā€™t republican I donā€™t know what is.

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Some say the end is near
Some say weā€™ll see Armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow

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Chris your country killed Tom hanks, be respectful!

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But how will he pay for it?

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