The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

They were forced to do this:

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Havenā€™t conservatives had a 40-year love affair with the super-smart ā€œprincipled conservativesā€ at the Wall Street Journal editorial board? What the hell do they do now? Switch to OANN I guess!

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Wait, Judge Jeannie receivedā€¦no punishment for being blatantly shitfaced while hosting her show?

I mean, she seems shit faced every show. I think the only difference in that particular day was that her hair appeared shit faced too.

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Lol ā€œmy idea is a sandwich shop; now you guys fund it and run it and Iā€™ll take the profits because I came up with the ideaā€

Tell him to pick himself up by the bootstraps next time he wants a loan for his ā€œideasā€

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Glad to know. Does that mean you wonā€™t be tweeting?

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Do you have any NAMED sources for this?

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Your guess is as good as mine.

I liked the mailman at my old office. His name is Steve and he had the skinniest legs youā€™ve ever seen in your life and they were covered in tattoos but he had a huge beer gut. It was a sight to behold when he was in shorts. He always went above and beyond and we gave him $300 every Christmas. We moved to a new building this past week and this mail person just opens the front door and throws it on the ground. At home, Iā€™m constantly getting the mail for my house number but a block over. I make the kids go deliver it.

1 out of 3 ainā€™t bad I guess?

I vote for keeping the government gravy train going, because if stamps get much more expensive, many businesses are going to move to mandatory electronic invoicing and I am not a fan. I want my stack of paper. Trees are a renewable resource and Steve needs a job.

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Any idea what this bs is about?

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your bro and Heritage should go bowling.

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Did you go on the Atkins diet out of spite?

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Iā€™m guessing Newsom has been quietly kissing Trumpā€™s ass to try to get PPE/ventilators.

Are the left and MSNBC attacking Newsom over it? I think Newsom has publicly said lots of good things about Trumps handling of the crisis to get supplies.

But he also shit on him and declared CA a nation state and said he did it because the federal government has been a massive failure. Looks like he decided kissing ass isnā€™t getting him enough shit so heā€™s switching gears.

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