The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/1247978306923835393?s=19

These numbers are giving me hope

That we won’t be holding elections in November

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I was queuing up my like finger right until the spoiler.

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https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1247891772170108929?s=19

What could possibly go wrong?

That sure doesn’t sound as though it violates a zillion HIPAA rules.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1247986878307078150
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1247990240536678402
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Maybe this will work again: some reporter should ask about the feds seizing healthcare supply shipments without explanation

Nobody told me Pompeo was gonna be here!

I don’t really know that much about it, but all the people I see pushing it strike me edgelords who are too cowardly to throw a brick themselves.

https://twitter.com/cnn/status/1247922176700841989?s=21

I assume we are opening up tomorrow without any testing considering Trump is Bizarro Obama.

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Chapo Trap House = tired

Edgelord Coward House = wired

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Pompeo’s unemotional, rapid, clipped speaking style is incredibly annoying. He also looks like an anthropomorphized bowel tumor, or a pile of flesh gravel, take your pick.

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Seems to me that Trump’s likely plan is to keep testing limited, relentlessly challenge death #s, tirelessly push “America back to work!”, and then when that results in a re-spike in infections and deaths blame the governors.

EDIT: Of course this assumes the help of Fox News, which is already really going after the death numbers

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Trump is like water.

When I say Trump I mean the man himself but also his enablers and supporters.

When I say water, I mean stupid water.

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He’s high as shit today

A question about Tiger King? JFC.

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We are through the looking glass

These reporters are causing my blood to boil over these pressers as much as Trump’s stupidity. They just let him give any response he wants and then move on. Absolutely ridiculous.

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