The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

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Federal Coronavirus Bailout

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Man I wish she was funny. Saw her at the Fringe in 2018 and nearly walked out.

Sucked it up and dealt with it hoping that she’d become funny at some point. Unfortunately, I was disappointed.

At least she’s funnier than the coronavirus

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lol’d irl too

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https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-04-04/the-recession-bread-lines-are-forming-in-mar-a-lago-s-shadow

Maybe you should try getting some money out from the last stimulus before you move on to the next one you incompetent shitstain.

One bad thought I had about food banks is they get a not insignificant amount of their food from grocery stores and nearing expiration product.

Given the current run on grocery stores, and as Bryce mentioned they are only replenishing the most popular items due to limited truck space the amount of food coming via this path is greatly reduced.

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Rocking = No money distributed, zero lenders processing applications

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Ya man that miracle treatment is working great that’s why probably close to 2,000 Americans are going to die today. Watch!

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This miracle treatment is discussed hourly on Fox News right now and all the derps have picked up on that.

https://mobile.twitter.com/johncardillo/status/1246398840258867201
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Jfc

Did you ever think she was funny? I have been a fan forever, but I just kind of prefer strident comedians. Or has she lost what once would have entertained you?

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I hadn’t seen her comedy in ages. Girl I dated at the time wanted to see her. Now I think she’s awful (Garafolo, not the girl’s sense of humor) Maybe it was just that one show though.

I think my sense of humor changed as I got older.

Oh? In what ways?