The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

”96-0 in the senate except for those quarantined, including rand Paul who’s actually got it”

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1243290288778555392

The chyron at the bottom of this shit show on CNN just said Joe Arpaio is applying to run for his old job as sheriff lmaoooo wtf

“Rand was a great friend” (assume Rand in bad way)

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His anti-concussion water also now contains immuno boosting compounds and is fortified with proven kungflu depressants.

the testing has been going well, it was broken and we fixed it and is going really really well.

Of course he doesn’t mention Obrador by name, opting for “the president of Mexico” instead. He probably knows the acronym AMLO, but 0% chance he’ll ever learn what those letters stand for in his lifetime.

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So much good going on in this global pandemic. Why’d we wait so long to have one?

Trumps going to go kiss the big boat goodbye. Such a beautiful big ship, going to get a little ceremony

Tell me when he starts taking questions. That’s the best part.

We need winners, not people who get coronavirus.

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I can now announce something incredible the navy has done something really well, the us comfort is going to be leaving Saturday, they did the maintenance quickly it was suppose to leave in 3 of 4 weeks, the ship will be arriving at New York harbor, I think I’ll go to Virginia and kiss it goodbye, wave it goodbye I assume the media will be following. It’s loded with medical supplied, loaded up to the top. I actually look forward to Saturday to see it go, it’s going to be a beautiful ceremony.

Oh my God this fucker is still going on about this lol

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Ship has 1,000 beds and 38 ventilators.

It’s either gonna be full within 24 hours of docking with people who can still breathe or might be the floating morgue… anything possible at this stage

3 weeks of ship repairs done in 24hrs… amazing

record numbers of testing, far more than any country has done

you heard so much about south korea, the media kept going south korea south korea, we have a great relationship with prime minister moon

we have to get back to work, our people want to work, they have to go back, we’re going to be talking about dates, with a lot of great professionals, this is a country that was built on “getting it done”, i’m hearing a lot of people saying we have to go back, this is the united states of america we don’t want to sit around and wait

i think its gonna happen pretty quickly, a lot of progress has been made, but we have to get back to work. we have to start the process pretty soon and i’m going to be talking about that next week

now hes taking questions here we go

we got very lucky when we made a decision to close down china from a very early date, this was a great decision and some people don’t want to accept it

i think the jobs will come back very strong, every day we stay out it gets harder

i think you’ll see a very fast turnout after the victory over the hidden enemy

on unemployment numbers “fully expected numbers”

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Still doesnt know how tarrifs work

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i’m so confused as what he was saying on tarrifs and steal and china and canada i don’t even know how to type what he said

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Did he just say he HAS enacted the defense production act?