It would be hilarious watching him bump into stuff with sunglasses on indoors while proclaiming that he had the best vision of any president ever.
Like imagine him walking up to the podium in the Rose Garden, slamming into it, knocking it over, stumbling around, and then bragging about his 20/20 vision. Some say it’s so good it’s even 40/40!
I skipped 1,800 posts in here to preserve the little sanity I have left. I assume I didn’t miss much other than comments on horrific COVID-19 pressers?
One outstanding issue Pelosi raised is that Democrats are pushing for a dramatic increase in food stamp benefits in exchange for accepting billions more in funding for the administration’s farm bailout that Republicans have included in the stimulus bill. Sen. John Hoeven (R-N.D.) said in a news release that the legislation would increase the amount the Department of Agriculture can spend on its bailout program from $30 billion to $50 billion.
Democrats: instead of that one thing that benefits your supporters, we insist that we also do this other thing that benefits your supporters
Republicans: gee idk, you’re gonna have to throw in some giveaways to my super rich donors too if you want me to support it
Didn’t think about this but it is wholly accurate. The game Trump is playing with governors right now is very much like his ridiculous reality show where the most important thing to do was suck up to him.
In theory we abandon the bullshit jobs and pitch in on the non-bs. In theory. In practice there’s the bottleneck, in that nobody wants to spend even 30mins a day shovelling shit.