The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

“You’ll see what happens”

Very reassuring. Great leadership

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“Our country has learned a lot. We’ve learned about the hands”

The president of the united states, everyone!

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What the hell is Bill Barr doing there!?

we’ve learned about the hands! the president everyone

Names a bunch of states

“I can name many countries that are handling it very well”

Shoutout to my state!

Pretty sure they aren’t handling it well at all.

Look at all these states with no population and their small numbers!

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Letting you know that he’s coming for your masks.

So, we have to be back to work in a week, but the ship to New York wont be there for 3-4 weeks?

Makes perfect sense.

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I was shocked he got the Nebraska governors name right

Ohhhhhhhhh, so now we WONT be back to work in a week, just sooner than 3 or 4 months.

So what the fuck is the point of the 15 day bullshit?

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haha oh shit, not a week, just SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN

Is this woman related to Betsy Devos in some way?

chances we ever hear anything about the 15 day challenge after 15 days?

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Reporter: “Thanks, Mr. President, now can I speak with the doctor?”

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Quentin Chlorotino

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“We werent sure where the virus was and where it was going.”

So, we know that now?

Wat?

Millennials love social media challenges so after the 15-day challenge we’ll be seeing “you completed the 15-day challenge, now take it to the next level and try the 50-day challenge!”

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I give this reporter credit for not giving up on his question as they don’t answer it.

Oh good, we are using data analytics.

I feel so much better now.