The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

JFC

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wtf does THAT mean lmao like i canā€™t even guess

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I think this might be him yelling at the tv.

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The president tweeting nonsense in all caps is sure to calm things down.

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Going back to work in order to boost the dow jones on order to reelect Trump>your grandma.

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Pretty obvious big business is totally running the show now. So many people are going to die.

Same as it ever was

Next two weeks are going to be fucking surreal

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Iā€™m pretty sure the states were the ones who called for these measures, not this useless dinkbag. And Iā€™m pretty sure the states will continue to do what they think is right, even if heā€™s huffing and puffing like a toddler. What is he going to do? Order NY back to work lmfao?

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ā€œThey shoulda practiced avoidanceā€

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No but if he can blame NY and CA for everything and get in a war of words with them heā€™s perfectly happy with that.

Thatā€™s a deep cut, right there.

I would snap-call my 11-year old replacing Trump Monday morning if that option existed.

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snap snap snap

Iā€™ve got your 11 year old putting you as chief of staff, then you finding competent people to hire

Easy easy call

Just no words man

Holy fucking shit. We are all dead

Alternately:

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Someone should let Trump know that going the other means he will likely die.

The stock market wonā€™t do well when everyone is sick or dead.

I mean, on empathy alone heā€™d have every President beat: He read Hunger Games for his fifth grade ā€œbook club.ā€ We watched the movie Saturday night. He obviously knew everything that was going to happen. He cried when Rue died, which then made him think about our dog that died in July, so he cried more.

Also, heā€™s been teaching himself how to code a game in Unity by watching YouTube videos. Same with Blender animation.

He does like to walk around the house in his underwear, though.

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Only has me more on board. Ready to knock some doors for dlk9s jr

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