The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VI: No Witnesses, One Defector, No Checks or Balances

Anyone who thinks Trump isn’t a pretty heavy favorite to win re-election is deluding themselves.

Pretty heavy is way too far for me, US isn’t demographically quite like the UK is but if you wanna say that based on recent polling he should be favored I can’t disagree with you.

You’ve also got an opportunity to make a little money on that. Most places he’s still a slight fav/dog depending on the book (there’s one book he’s a huge favorite but you can’t put much money in arbing it and yes I already did it I take any and all free money if a book is giving it away)

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That’s funny. They advertise heavily in Ottawa when they come through every year at Christmas. Whenever I see the ads I get the urge to go to the Chinese buffet.

In trump is a super genius move, he’s threatening to shut down the govt because of funding conditions for ukraine, you know the country he got impeached over.

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So I guess we’ve finally moved to the “Yes we’re trying to suppress the vote. What’s wrong with that? Fuck you.” phase in the cycle. Sweet.

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What do you call it when someone is friends with more KBG agents than CIA agents? Oh wait.

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gov’t shutdown is tonight if trump doesn’t sign the budget bills congress passed

what are the odds he just doesn’t sign them out of pure spite? Can still get pretty good odds on that.

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He’ll sit down to sign them, start ranting about something, then leave, forgetting to sign anything.

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President keels over before signing them due to a Big Mac attack. Government shutdown happens. Due to some technical issues, non essential employees are needed for any succession of power and the US government is permanently shutdown forever.

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We didn’t do it
If we did it so what
We did it
Fuck you

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https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1208169718277955590

how about no, no, and no.

ICE gonna be repurposed as America’s Stasi if Trump gets a second term.

Not unlike Fingermen from V For Vendetta.

Took a crack at this today “Trump’s Pitiful Decline”:

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Not sure if that’s a dementia type of decline more than it is a neverending mental breakdown.

The only thing one can take solace in is that his life has been a living hell (in his mind) since he was elected. No question he’d be loving his life way more if he lost.

He is the real “Lonesome Rhodes”.

Someone posted a political cartoon with Trump talking about how Obama was Kenyan in 2011 and then the second panel whining about how no one has gone after a president like this before. I can’t find it. Any chance whoever posted it can pm it to me or repost?

This is literally the only thing that makes me happy about this presidency. He’s clearly miserable.

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