The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

You could almost say they’re having a stroke

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I liked “94% of the boats were afflicted with something other than sinking.”

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https://twitter.com/DeathStarPR/status/1302388760118665218?s=19

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Kamala totally sunk Biden’s campaign, it was awesome never to have to see him again.

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George Carlin had it right.

Put housing for the homeless on golf courses. Rip 'em up and give housing to the working-class. It’s the ultimate way to trigger Trump.

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There is a metaphor here

https://twitter.com/albertmacgloan/status/1302378308160688128?s=21

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The plane looks weird to me but it’s a decent swing imo

https://twitter.com/brentterhune/status/1302370759705268229?s=21

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SS MAGARITA LOLOLOLOLOL

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One of the responses:

https://twitter.com/KM1410/status/1302371063444189184?s=20

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How has someone not changed the title to: “The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: the military is for suckers and losers.”

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The Boaters have angered the sea gods. It’s just like in I, Claudius when Caligula declares war on Neptune.

Edit: lol, “Poseidon” is now trending on Twitter.

The whole boat sinking story is basically “stupid people do stupid things”.

Came here to post that tweet for that line alone, A+.

Supposed to reference Lou Holtz thing.

Superfly Movie Quote:

White ones baby!

I would have liked this, but I feel that we have too much like income inequality here on UP right now. Thus I am redistributing it to someone more in need.

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It’s certainly not a bad swing. Nice, flat plane and decent extension back and through for an old man.

As you say, it’s something he’s been doing all his life. I’m sure at one point he was reasonably good at it, even while, like everything else he does, notoriously cheating at it.

Sinking your boat to own the libs!

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Fascist flotilla founders for festively following frequently false fat fucker.

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Weird response. Not sure ur point cos it’s nothing to do w my point.