The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

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Bahahaha, that fucking lineup.

Gonna be a lot of dry chairs in the audience.

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Remind me how many service members we have again?

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1302085111597408256
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It is always crazy to me that Conservatives are so humorless. That ad is just one tiny example, but nobody ever fucking smiles.

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Lol

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That settles it, Melanie never lies. She’s like George Washington in that way. Incidentally, George didn’t die in the Revolutionary War, so not a loser in my book. Nathan Hale on the other hand, a total chocker, sad!

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Are you guys fucking with me? It’s Wheel at 7EST, followed by Jeopardy.

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Trump: stunning synergy attack In the Atlantic
Trump, 5 seconds later: stunning synergy defense by my trophy wife

The moron couldn’t even link to his wife’s tweet he had to tweet some shitty Breitbart article about it

This is the cherry on top of the Sarah Huckabee Sanders truth sundae. No way it can be true now.

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I can settle this for everyone. Been watching both since the mid-70’s and can confirm that it has always been Wheel at 7PST, followed by Jeopardy. Anyone who disagrees with this is simply wrong.

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What kind of loser city doesn’t have Jeopardy at 3:30?

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This is clearly right. Wheel is the obvious warm up to Jeopardy.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1302094075403870209
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I hope Sarah got at least a million for issuing such a quick lie on his behalf.

A cool $130,000 at least!

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