The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

WTF, i thought that panel was all people that regret their trump votes, guess not cuz that lady is crazy. He closed off ALL TRAVEL, NO YOU DUMB FUCK HE DIDN’T.

edit: CNN just giving free air time for even random people to spew bullshit, this lady starts with I’m a nurse and then proceeds to mention a bunch of things that have nothing to do with her being a nurse but since she’s a nurse you should listen to her about how well trump did on COVID.

BIGGEST ACHIEVEMENT ON TRACK FOR 200K+ dead.

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I love that Trump still goes back to two things when trying to defend his response to the pandemic: shutdown travel from China and ventilators.

  1. You shutdown travel too late and there were a ton of loopholes. In the meantime, infected people still came in from Europe. It accomplished nothing.

  2. You didn’t do shit about ventilators until your hand was forced. You wanted states to fend for themselves. Plus, ventilators don’t do anything to slow/stop the spread of the virus. They are last-ditch effort to keep someone alive.

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ThisIsFine.waaf

https://twitter.com/JasonLeopold/status/1301306827880103941?s=19

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Exactly. Once they’re on ventilators, the coronavirus response has already failed.

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ALMOST but not quite. Bill will sling the butchers knife into Monk’s back himself. Trump hires it done every time.

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Step 1. Plaster this slogan onto a coffee cup or t-shirt.
Step 2. Profit.

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Unfortunately, a bunch of scrubs see Bill the Butcher as the hero of the story.

I mean there are people who watch There Will Be Blood and scream hell yeah, free market made that dude RICH!

Obviously anyone is free to BillyMadison.meme me with those claims

This. Trump fans will take it as a compliment.

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I got you fam

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To this day Wall Street bros idolize Gordon Gekko

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/09/fox-news-was-forced-to-report-on-trumps-loss-in-the-polls-so-they-did-it-as-fast-as-possible/

Reminds of this guy

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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

If you make a few small changes to that I’ll burn some cash lol.

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If Trump wins, West Coast and/or Northeast succession is seriously a live proposition, right?

What changes would you like?

Lol it’s fine as is. I’d probably remove “Paddy’s” because america #1.

LOL fair enough. I just want marty to have a good laugh when he smokes one later.

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Yes. IMO Cali or the whole west coast goes first, then the northeast realizes it’s fucked even worse if it stays, New England secedes and the civil wars are fought over the new boundaries in like Central PA, western Maryland, and Northern Virginia. Also not sure what happens to Chicago, because Illinois could be a bit of an island and the rest of the state is mostly red.