The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

https://mobile.twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1312417668536905733

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I thought about it, but there’s probably some good values on predictit atm if i were looking to gambol.

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i can also tell you who’s gonna die first Christpoher.

Definitely needs a meme with him sitting on a beach with COVID head.

Paging @RiskyFlush

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This piece of shit is going to be fine because of course it’s 2020.

I don’t know what my new religion will be, but it’s gonna involve karma.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1312417003492311041

Yuuuup.

I assume Chris Christie is healthy and has no underlying conditions. I checked with Trump’s doctor and Christie is about 6’7, 180 so that bodes well.

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POTUS temp three days ago is national secret apparently.

The hilarious part of all this is the death of Herman Cain WARNED them. But nah, it’s a liberal thing.

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Unless I’m missing something - he was clearly on Oxygen before today. Physician ducked the question twice - only answering he’s not on oxygen now or today.

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Q: Has the president had any oxygen at all?

A: He has not had any oxygen this morning or today, yeah.

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Look up the calculation?

I thought you claimed to be some super brained genius, not someone who can’t do 11th grade maths.

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They won’t any any specific questions. So nuts.

https://mobile.twitter.com/eorden/status/1312400623514595329

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Solid burn.

https://mobile.twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1312418225515302914

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Trump was clearly on O2 at some point.

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North Korea would be so proud.