The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

No, he will not do any of this.

Earlier has been better with convalescent plasma

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https://twitter.com/jackmjenkins/status/1312220975656828931?s=21

Interesting conjecture on Paula White

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1312233807991496704
( twitter | raw text )

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The fappenning part 2

https://twitter.com/leahmcelrath/status/1312219906855841793?s=21

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He’s back. I think,

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I think

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https://twitter.com/gtconway3d/status/1312215396682928129?s=19

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Trump’s “faith advisors” are pozzing out? Hmm…

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womp womp

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https://twitter.com/punished_picnic/status/1312234699994038272?s=20

Isn’t this only given in critical cases?

https://mobile.twitter.com/presssec/status/1312234451657805824

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“My battery is low and it’s getting dark.”

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Yaaaaaaani

Laurelllll

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Does anyone ever go on remdesevir when they aren’t even on supplemental oxygen yet? @CaffeineNeeded ?

How did you manage that weird typo? The Z key is nowhere near the H.

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You can have children. You just can’t have the potential for future children.

There is 40% false negative rate 4 days after exposure…it’s only been 2 days so very very unlikely he would test positive today

It usually takes 5-6 days (eg these people all got it from trump last Friday/Saturday/Sunday)