The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Just fucking do it already then. Please.

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Nobody else can sleep tonight either it seems.

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Its even night time in Straya by now.

Here goes the lunatic right.

https://twitter.com/DeAnna4Congress/status/1311959767842250752?s=19

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I fully expect Trump to survive relatively unscathed and for this to benefit him electorally because 2020.

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…so how are you good people holding up?

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Whenever someone brings up that you should feel TERRIBLE for entertaining fantasies about the painful death of one Donald J. Trump, there’s a very simple answer. Just for the ONE THING this motherfucker did when he separated thousands of children from their parents without a paper trail so they couldn’t be reunited, he deserves a thousand deaths.

Now pile his COVID response and the literal thousands of other horrible things he’s done on top - you’re damn right a lot of people are wishing for his painful death. And not a single one of those people should feel even a slight twinge of guilt for doing so.

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That is fucking awesome. My God, all the delicious memes this will result in!

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Have we considered the possibility that Donald is faking all this just to force Melania to spend some time with him and maybe have sex?

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Yeah. But you’ve got to admit we may have missed a trick there.

The problem is that many truly atrocious people don’t suffer for their actions at all, and that if it exists, karma (for want of a better word) is somewhat arbitrary.

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And we’re coming for you next, DeAnna.

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Nah. Melania’s a bit old for him, I think he moved on to Hope Hicks a long time ago.

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If you think that’s bad wait for the long, slow verbal blowjob Biden is going to give him

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I thought he was taking the hydroxyqualuudes did he skip a day? :man_shrugging:

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I mean what else are they supposed to say? “It would be great if this kills him”? The lead story on right wing media for the rest of this cycle is already going to be how the left is celebrating this.

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Interested to see how much of a difference his obesity makes to the infection.

https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2020/09/why-covid-19-more-deadly-people-obesity-even-if-theyre-young

For example, in the first metaanalysis of its kind, published on 26 August in Obesity Reviews , an international team of researchers pooled data from scores of peer-reviewed papers capturing 399,000 patients. They found that people with obesity who contracted SARS-CoV-2 were 113% more likely than people of healthy weight to land in the hospital, 74% more likely to be admitted to an ICU, and 48% more likely to die.

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It’ll remind us all of the Melania Mysogyny thread I bet

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Not getting my hopes up, this is still 2020, year of dashing everyone’s hopes.