The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

He could lose the election, although he may steal it anyway. In any case, losing an election is not 0.1% of what Trump deserves. Life as an ex President is awesome. The other stuff you mention is lib fantasy. Like the debts coming due or whatever. There’s just no way an ex President with a 60 million strong cult following him is going to endure hardship.

An early death from a disease he helped to spread isn’t the easy way out. It’s like the definition of justice.

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Red under the bed!

So it’s basically a lock at this point that HH has been noshing him off, right?

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Tonight has been shits and giggles but there’s a good chance Trump is FOS like Bolsinaro was. Pretending to have it and appear Alpha Male to beat it.

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Microbetter Half

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in all honesty, if this is 4d and he pulls it off, you gotta respect that

Need 4 to be safe, maybe just 2 if Susan and Lisa…ah fuck. Need 4.

I suspect it’s just a cover to plausibly bump off Melania to avoid the blowback from her comments/garner sympathy votes.

I think best result is Trump gets a good case of covid, survives, but has a bunch of lasting issues that keeps him from being able to do anything in the future except sit around and watch Fox news. And can’t play golf.

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Don’t fuck with Ken Jennings.
https://twitter.com/KenJennings/status/1311897773487263745?s=19

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https://twitter.com/MohanadElshieky/status/1311916078877073408?s=19

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Good point.

Spoilsport!

wait till you hear the hitler one

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Feel weird rooting so hard for a virus.

ONE TIME

POTUS tweets will reach an even higher level of incoherence once President Grassley is sworn in.

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https://v.redd.it/vby4u9nkpmq51

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https://twitter.com/ZackBornstein/status/1311913254873047040

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https://twitter.com/ayoedebiri/status/1311897122296324097?s=19

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