The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

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As legit public figures have to do that or it will give the right soooooo much ammunition. Just know of course they’re not sincere.

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Oh my god i just realized tomorrow’s gonna be a slow work day and I am gonna get in SOOOO much quality trolling on facebook.

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This dr on msnbc sounds like Joe lieberman if you don’t watch

https://mobile.twitter.com/TitusNation/status/1311915286619136000

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eh, this is the easy way out, he doesn’t have to face consequences for his debt or his marriage or see himself get blown out in the election.

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Would be funny if you just doxxed 6ix.

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Not to be grim here but I don’t think the drop off from Joe to Kamala hurts the Dems much and she’ll probably even be able to play up following his legacy whereas the drop from Trump to Pence is massive.

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How can I invest in the gif-making industry?

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So we are drawing live to

46 Pence
47 Pelosi
48 Biden
49 Harris

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Holy shit.

Argh

Hope Hicks: Superspreader. Kovid Karen.

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That’s on Nancy. LOL @ meeting anyone not believing in science right now. Say what you want about Biden but he seems to be taking 100% precautions.

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I, for one, am looking forward to president David Bernhardt’s administration

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If Nancy gets covid the Dems can vote someone else as speaker anytime, no? Not that they’d be smart enough to do it quickly.

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Shame he got it 4 weeks before the vaccine.

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do you really think Biden isn’t being tested every day already?

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This feels like the slow motion version of that Tom Clancy bit where a plane crashes into the joint session of Congress and all of a sudden Jack Ryan is president.

What assistant to the undersecretary of the VA is on vacation right now?

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Actually given Trump’s luck both Biden and Nancy are probably DOA

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Somehow Mike Pence’s wife - an actual Karen - hasn’t been around any of the pozzed.

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